haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Soap is not a condiment
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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