in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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