butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
time to smoke my breakfast
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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