Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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