Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
God gave him joint rollers for hands
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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