STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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