It's like God shit irony all over that family
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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