normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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