And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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