Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
from now on my penis is your penis
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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