I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I want to walk on stilts...naked
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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