I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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