I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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