New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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