Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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