yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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