thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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