so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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