the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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