I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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