YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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