fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
