Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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