rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
there is glitter all over my balls
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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