he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Never underestimate the power of titties
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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