Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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