dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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