you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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