Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he shaved USA in his pubs
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
