wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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