Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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