Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
he fucked my hip out of place.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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