Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You've changed since you got that strap on
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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