i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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