Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I will pee on everything he values.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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