He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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