i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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