We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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