The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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