I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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