elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
my poor anus
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Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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