Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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