who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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