Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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