that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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