rhymes with "ouble enetration"
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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