Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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