I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
of course. lets lasso hookers.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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