Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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