i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The uberlube is also flammable
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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