I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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