...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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