Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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